Proudly rocking my new @mailchimp shirt today. I am a sexy, sexy bitch. http://bit.ly/YUQWG
Awesome. You’re 20 minutes away. I’ll be there in 10. RT @WhoIsAndyBarnes: thanks, @kevinerb. You get a cookie.
“Mr. Charlie” told me so. From Europe ‘72. #GratefulDead Friday
It’s official: #Verizon FIOS guy now more annoying than Verizon Wireless guy. Please make a note of it.
Me, too. RT @mhannahp: You cain’t use my phone… Love this version of “Tyrone” by My Morning Jacket (http://bit.ly/31m7nG) #pandora
I can literally hear the pitch for this spot in my head. Down to a fucking word:
“We’re gonna jump on the whole ‘social media’ thing with this one. The language in it will really resonate with your core demos. They live in a world of follows and friend requests and pokes. They live social media. They are social media.”
Add one part scruffy hipster turbo in a western shirt and, well, you’ve got an ad that just really pisses me off. Jesus fucking christ.
“I can’t help you with your troubles, if you won’t help with mine.” #GratefulDead Friday
Limited #GratefulDead Friday, as I must endure listening to my own voice for long stretches of time instead. So unkind. Weir everywhere.
