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Larry the Cable Guy pitching for Prilosec OTC - who are the ad wizards who came up with that one, am I right? But seriously folks, someone needs to get fired for that shit with a quickness.

"Mostly, I just thought the show sucked."

Kayak’s CMO shows how not to nail a corporate apology.

"Many of the comments left on the Facebook fan page were critical of Lowe’s and many were supportive. Of the supportive ones, many expressed opinions that have been described as racist."

THAT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE RACIST

gq:

Who Are The “Flighty, Genius Types” Who Annoyed Patton Oswalt?
Contributor Dan Hyman caught up with longtime GQ favorite Patton Oswalt to talk about his excellent new flick (seriously—it’s really good) Young Adult, in which he plays an unlikely pal to Charlize Theron’s snotty, stunted, prematurely washed-up anti-heroine. The whole interview’s a great read, but we’d love for the pop-culture sleuths out there in Tumblr land to help us solve one mystery: who exactly is Oswalt referring to (emphasis ours below) in the following exchange:

GQ: You and Charlize also formed a special bond off-screen.  Patton Oswalt: We both just gave each other shit from the get-go.  And we kind of have a love of that so we just made ourselves very, very  comfortable. And also it’s probably the fact that I was very, very  relieved to finally be working with a pro after some pretty bad  experiences I’d had with very flighty, genius types. It was good to see  someone that’s like “Let’s go the goddamn work and nail this.” So I was  just really, really was excited to get to do that. It was all of that.  It was like this perfect combination of mutual respect and then absolute  disrespect. It makes things so comfortable, if that makes any sense?

Let’s begin with two assumptions. First, he’s talking about actors, given the contrast with Theron. Second, he’s talking about recognizable names—as opposed to an under-the-radar performer with delusions of grandeur, because presumably Oswalt could’ve knee-capped such dimwits with ease. If those two assumptions are accurate, there really aren’t too many options. If you review his recent credits, here are our best guesses: Jason Schwartzman (Bored to Death), Keira Knightley (the forthcoming film Seeking a Friend for the End of the World), Willem Dafoe (the forthcoming film Odd Thomas). Anyone got more guesses?


Kevin James, obvs

gq:

Who Are The “Flighty, Genius Types” Who Annoyed Patton Oswalt?

Contributor Dan Hyman caught up with longtime GQ favorite Patton Oswalt to talk about his excellent new flick (seriously—it’s really good) Young Adult, in which he plays an unlikely pal to Charlize Theron’s snotty, stunted, prematurely washed-up anti-heroine. The whole interview’s a great read, but we’d love for the pop-culture sleuths out there in Tumblr land to help us solve one mystery: who exactly is Oswalt referring to (emphasis ours below) in the following exchange:

GQ: You and Charlize also formed a special bond off-screen.
Patton Oswalt:
We both just gave each other shit from the get-go. And we kind of have a love of that so we just made ourselves very, very comfortable. And also it’s probably the fact that I was very, very relieved to finally be working with a pro after some pretty bad experiences I’d had with very flighty, genius types. It was good to see someone that’s like “Let’s go the goddamn work and nail this.” So I was just really, really was excited to get to do that. It was all of that. It was like this perfect combination of mutual respect and then absolute disrespect. It makes things so comfortable, if that makes any sense?


Let’s begin with two assumptions. First, he’s talking about actors, given the contrast with Theron. Second, he’s talking about recognizable names—as opposed to an under-the-radar performer with delusions of grandeur, because presumably Oswalt could’ve knee-capped such dimwits with ease. If those two assumptions are accurate, there really aren’t too many options. If you review his recent credits, here are our best guesses: Jason Schwartzman (Bored to Death), Keira Knightley (the forthcoming film Seeking a Friend for the End of the World), Willem Dafoe (the forthcoming film Odd Thomas). Anyone got more guesses?

Kevin James, obvs

I like this.

Pickwick - The Round (Live on KEXP) (by kexpradio)

"I will say this for Lowe’s, however (and any other advertisers who may join them in the pullout): I don’t believe they’re bigots. They’re cowards. They’re the kind of penny-ante self-interested cravens who, throughout history, have passively made the work of blatant, active bigots possible."

— Time’s James Poniewozik. Read the whole thing, pretty please.

Worst. Product placement. Evar.

Worst. Product placement. Evar.

Cain Train

The current political discussion about which remaining GOP presidential candidate attracts Herman Cain’s supporters overlooks the bigger issue that people in this country SUPPORTED HERMAN CAIN FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

holiday music

so i was all ready to tweet about how cliched it is to tweet about how specific holiday songs make you homicidal but then i heard “last christmas” again and i killed a hobo. irony.