Whatever.

Mark Sanchez appears to be sporting a dirty sanchez today. The irony of it all. #nfl

Sep 28th

I could watch the video of tebow getting hit over and over and over again. #espn in full-court tebow...

Sep 28th

I will use this EVERY DAY. via @APStylebook: Check Apple’s app store today. Our AP Stylebook...

Sep 28th

Adventures in contextual advertising: http://twitpic.com/jhkpr

Sep 28th

No shit? http://twitpic.com/ji98s

Sep 28th

Went to see the captain, strangest I could find: “Ship of fools.” 6.16.74. #GratefulDead...

Sep 26th

He wonders why his daughter’s myspace page has not been updated in a while....

Sep 26th

His work desk contains a framed Successories picture. #LeastInterestingManInTheWorld

Sep 26th

He memorizes the 7-day forecast in the paper each day in case the weather comes up as a topic. It...

Sep 26th

He finds Jay Leno to be much funnier than David Letterman. #LeastInterestingManInTheWorld

Sep 26th

He’s gone. Europe ‘72. #GratefulDead Friday

Sep 26th

He still has not seen “The Sixth Sense.” #LeastInterestingManInTheWorld

Sep 26th

Bought “Paul Blart:Mall Cop” on DVD. The day it came out. #LeastInterestingManInTheWorld

Sep 26th

Often fantasizes about slipping sunglasses on after making a witty remark like David Caruso in CSI:...

Sep 26th

He’s looking forward to breaking out his holiday sweater. #LeastInterestingManInTheWorld

Sep 26th

He’s considering asking his doctor about Flomax. #LeastInterestingManInTheWorld

Sep 26th

#ff @awelfle, @dchunter, @EverettWhite, @randallrobbins, @robertjohndavis, @ajuliano, @Derbosd for...

Sep 26th

He never really understood what the big deal about reality TV was. #LeastInterestingManInTheWorld

Sep 26th

Wears the same costume for Halloween every year. Saves the trouble of thinking of a new one....

Sep 26th

What’s that, shuffle? You want Cumberland Blues as an early start to #GratefulDead Friday? Let...

Sep 24th

“Yes, we know we’re a ‘news’ organization, but we don’t want you to...

Sep 24th

Hey @wane15, have I ever told you how annoying it is that you have no phone number listed anywhere...

Sep 24th

Great idea. RT @Mediabistro: Austin American-Statesman experimenting with local ads in Twitter feed....

Sep 24th

Muthafuckin’ ice cream!

Sep 24th

The “cool dad” from Modern Family is so blatantly derivative of Michael Scott it’s...

Sep 24th

Why are people praising Jim Hendry for suspending Milton Bradley? HE’S THE ONE WHO SIGNED HIM....

Sep 24th

Jay Mohr is killing it right now filling in for Jim Rome. Riffing all over the place. Absolutely...

Sep 23rd

My favorite pen just ran out of ink. Son of a bitch.

Sep 23rd

Hey @deadspin: Tommy Craggs is as boorish, boring + self-aggrandizing as the sports columnists you...

Sep 23rd

Man, hh gregg’s advertising is just awful. I hope there’s a good reason for it - like...

Sep 23rd

Just decided I’m dressing as Hitler for Halloween. But I’ll get away with it by saying...

Sep 22nd

Now that’s the #Colts D we know and love. Like a fucking sieve. #MNF

Sep 22nd

You’re my boy, Blue! #colts #MNF

Sep 22nd

This guy’s @alroker doll is so lifelike, it’s almost scary: http://bit.ly/CHi6r

Sep 22nd

Nope. Nothing at all. http://bit.ly/1eINkJ #GrammerIzHarrd

Sep 22nd

Don’t care what A. Bourdain says. Wonder Pets is alright. #noggin

Sep 20th

Easy wind. Three from the Vault. #GratefulDead Friday

Sep 19th

Word. Just scored a free @mailchimp shirt. Suck it, Trebek!

Sep 19th

Dark Star.2.15.73. #GratefulDead Friday

Sep 18th

Good start to the #GratefulDead day: “Here comes sunshine.” 2.15.73. Dane County...

Sep 18th

Oh, #GratefulDead Fridays, how I missed you. And you missed me, right? Right?

Sep 18th

And that fantastic DS rolls right into an Eyes. Even more fantasticer. (It’s a word; look it...

Sep 18th

This is a fantastic Dark Star. #GratefulDead Fridays. #ICYWW

Sep 18th

In Russia, talent’s got YOU!

Sep 18th

Truckin->Nobody’s Fault Jam. Civic Center Arena 6.30.74. #GratefulDead Friday

Sep 18th

Jack-a-Roe. Reckoning. #GratefulDead Friday.

Sep 18th

Adding some new #GratefulDead (2.15.73) to my library in anticipation of my 1st #GratefulDead Friday...

Sep 18th

How many freaking grannies have the #Cubs given up this year? Christ.

Sep 17th

This will make @ajuliano’s day: Wendell Middlebrooks coming to #FortWayne:...

Sep 17th

Lady from the Progressive campaign: No offense, but I want something bad to happen to you and your...

Sep 16th

In case you were wondering: #ECLECTIC24 from @kcrw - still awesome, several hours on.

Sep 16th

No shit? http://bit.ly/a1acv

Sep 16th

So the #Eclectic24 streaming channel from @kcrw is as wonderful + lovely as you think it would be....

Sep 16th

Julie Chen appears to be wearing an upscale Snuggie made of the finest silk. #BigBrother

Sep 16th

The man who uttered the words that are my twitter bio is gone. Rest in roundhouse-kick-to-the-face...

Sep 15th

ESPNBoston strikes me as redundant, because #ESPN already has something devoted solely to #Boston...

Sep 14th

Ha ha, Cutler.

Sep 14th

No worries, Jay. I’m sure it was someone else’s fault you made that awful throw under...

Sep 14th

Off to the Illsley Place Muthafuckin’ Ice Cream Social! #FortWayne

Sep 13th

Kate Beckinsale’s hotness seems to be inversely proportional to the crapiness of her movies....

Sep 11th

Sid the Science Kid’s teacher is hawt. #PBS

Sep 11th

I was @RobMillerUSMC’s 65th follower last night following that adorable little tantrum from...

Sep 10th

CongJoeWilson: Son of a motherless goat!

Sep 10th

CongJoeWilson: Poopy face!

Sep 10th

CongJoeWilson: Al qaeda sympathizer!

Sep 10th

RT @RobMillerUSMC: www.RobMillerforCongress.com.

Sep 10th

What’s the point of the ref in #Bloodsport? “Illegal flying kick to the throat! Minus 2...

Sep 9th

Greetings, Earthling. We’ve been expecting you. http://twitpic.com/gxaxf

Sep 8th

Oh hell yes. RT @kcrw: One day left. #ECLECTIC24 launches Monday at 9AM PT. All-new music channel...

Sep 6th

Erin’s trying to nap through contractions. Resting up before show time. 6cm and counting as of...

Sep 5th

At the hospital. Inn is full. Triage is for bomb blasts, not birthin’ babies. Induction...

Sep 4th

Ball State is playing North Texas. Is that the same team from “Unnecessary Roughness?”...

Sep 4th

Media! Henceforth, when setting up a Q+A article, please abstain from using the phrase “we sat...

Sep 4th

When I’m sure what I’m working on is the worst piece of copy ever (and it’s...

Sep 3rd

No shit? http://bit.ly/5GV5h

Sep 3rd

Looking for sexy-time mug shots? There’s an #app for that: http://bit.ly/2PcDG9

Sep 2nd

Hey Ricky Rubio, if I could accurately approximate the sound of a chicken on twitter, I would direct...

Sep 2nd

#Pandora brought up “Little Martha” from Eat a Peach. Forgot what a lovely song it is.

Sep 2nd

#gmail says it is still down, but then I had a message come through. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON...

Sep 2nd

OMG he wants us to get the swine flu so he can send us to the death panels and institute his...

Sep 2nd

The Diane Rehm Show’s Facebook page is kind of spammy.

Sep 1st

Something to be proud of, fellow Hoosiers. We’re No. 1! We’re No. 1! http://is.gd/2LeT6

Sep 1st

Mark my words - this will not end well: http://is.gd/2Ljvp

Sep 1st

Muthafuckin’ ice cream! http://is.gd/2LiaZ

Sep 1st

Anthony Bourdain talking about children’s TV is as funny as the prospect sounds:...

Sep 1st

Forgot the iPod at home. Will be all Pandora, all day. #ICYWW

Sep 1st

No shit? http://is.gd/2LxxQ

Sep 1st

Can’t believe this Jeff Bowman (sp?) guy on INC wears a fucking hat on camera.

Sep 1st