Whatever.

Nov 26

I’m thankful for the chance to tell you all that sweet potatoes and yams are nasty as shit. More room for turkey, stuffing, bourbon.

Nov 25

Better than an empty Levitra bottle. RT @punchlinemag: RT @EmmaKat Just found Levitra pamphlet in parent’s room. WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!

Anyone else want to throat-punch the people from the #Lexus holiday ads?Or just me? They’re so smug in their upper-middle-class elitism.

Happy Thanksgiving to all my twitter friends. I’m thankful for what I learn from you EVERY DAY. Gobble gobble, kids.

Nov 24

RT @nytimessports: In Spotlight, Irish A.D. Welcomes the Glare http://bit.ly/8IHc6G

#shameonyouabc for that “cool dad” character from #ModernFamily. That guy is the worst. Just the worst.

No shit? http://bit.ly/6lZDsq

Anyone who knows my fetish for periods in ad headlines, taglines, etc., can guess how I feel about AOL’s new branding. http://bit.ly/07z7kVG

Nov 23

No shit? http://bit.ly/08amplB
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Here’s how depressing my lunch is: If it were a person, it would need #Symbalta. #SymbaltaCanHelp