I’m thankful for the chance to tell you all that sweet potatoes and yams are nasty as shit. More room for turkey, stuffing, bourbon.
Better than an empty Levitra bottle. RT @punchlinemag: RT @EmmaKat Just found Levitra pamphlet in parent’s room. WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!
Anyone else want to throat-punch the people from the #Lexus holiday ads?Or just me? They’re so smug in their upper-middle-class elitism.
Happy Thanksgiving to all my twitter friends. I’m thankful for what I learn from you EVERY DAY. Gobble gobble, kids.
RT @nytimessports: In Spotlight, Irish A.D. Welcomes the Glare http://bit.ly/8IHc6G
#shameonyouabc for that “cool dad” character from #ModernFamily. That guy is the worst. Just the worst.
No shit? http://bit.ly/6lZDsq
Anyone who knows my fetish for periods in ad headlines, taglines, etc., can guess how I feel about AOL’s new branding. http://bit.ly/07z7kVG
No shit? http://bit.ly/08amplB
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Here’s how depressing my lunch is: If it were a person, it would need #Symbalta. #SymbaltaCanHelp